Body Crossing The Line

My body is crossing the line of being more than half of fatness! The fat percentage that I'm carrying around is currently at 42.12%!!! Note: I'm going with the U.S. Navy body fat formula since that percentage is .59% less than the YMCA fat formula. I used the Health Status website to determine my body fat percentage.
Each time I look at those two numbers, four and two, and trying not to read it backwards, I want to just faint!  The fat I carry is ALMOST HALF of me! This is scary! I need to be at least 22% of just fat. I will get to that one day. One day!
But dammit! The Fried Ice Cream is calling my name again!
He is so evil to me! And I have about ten more ice cream balls to fry. Lord, let me just have one tonight and I will watch what I eat next week?