Dieting is so hard

Exercising is even harder. Haven't even done that. I am craving those darn pancakes from Cracker Barrel!!  Argh! Why is that when you try to be on a diet, you CRAVE everything! Especially the baddest food of all?
Help me, God. Please help me by not making me gain any weight while eating all these delicious food!!
I can't control it any longer! I have to cave in and go satisfy my pancake tooth!
I'll definitely will talk about about it when I get home on a full stomach feeling guilty as ever. Damn, Cracker Barrel Pancakes! Damn you!!
Until then...
Be crazy